Stand by for the new and
sanitised Big Brother. From Wednesday, contestants may be discussing
Cartesian dualism while taking up incentivised recycling. Obviously,
future housemates won't include anyone likely to stir up racial
controversy, which rules out mouthy sub-celebrities and Margaret
Hodge.
I'll come back to the
industry minister, who argued in these pages last week for British
families to be given housing priority over immigrants. Let's start,
though, with the Channel 4 furore and the unprecedented rebuke
issued, with Lord Chamberlain solemnity, by the media watchdog,
Ofcom. Channel 4's future is said to be in the balance after code
breaches over the alleged racist bullying of the Bollywood actor,
Shilpa Shetty.
In general, moral
outrage about the arts (I use the word loosely) grows to look
absurd. The attack on George Eliot's Adam Bede as 'the vile
outpourings of a lewd woman's mind' now seems as preposterous as
East Germany's 1954 ban on Mickey Mouse for being an anti-Red
rebel. The case against Big Brother seems stronger, not least
because of the 'cover-up' of unbroadcast footage in which some
housemates attempted (rather unsuccessfully) to think up words
that rhymed with 'Paki'.
This is disgusting
stuff, but it is also just worth remembering the venom, bullying and
excess that took place outside the Big Brother house. Jade Goody was
reviled by the media as an evil 'face of hate', while her
co-conspirators were 'bitches on heat'. Gordon Brown, in India,
endorsed Shilpa, 50 MPs signed an early-day motion, and the Sun
hailed Jade's eviction as 'the most important [ballot] since the
general election'.
The mood is just as
febrile now. Channel 4 executives have been reviled, with some
justification, for their slippery and mendacious ways. The failure
to tell an Australian Big Brother contestant that her father had
died has reinforced Stephen Fry's view that all reality television
is 'squalid and dreadful'.
There is something
unsettling about all this outrage. The Ofcom report, measured as it
is, hints at what one TV executive calls 'regulation by public
relations'. More importantly, it soothes people into believing that
no right-thinking Briton will tolerate a whiff of racism. The 44,500
viewers who objected to Channel 4 can be assured that such a horror
will never be repeated.
Should these
complainants be at a loose end, however, there are a few outstanding
nationality-related issues, none of which rated much mention in the
week Celebrity Big Brother got its come-uppance. In Norwich, seven
young men walked laughing from court after receiving suspended jail
sentences for 'a ferocious and unprovoked' attack, in which they
kicked, punched and spat on two Polish workers.
Newspaper reports of
'floods' of east European migrants supposedly leeching off state
hand-outs masked the truth...that migration from the new EU
countries, which is vital to the economy, seems to have passed its
peak, and only 8,000 Romanian and Bulgarian job-seekers arrived in
the first quarter this year, against predictions of a 300,000 influx
in 20 months.
In the third, and
saddest, example, a report by the Immigration Law Practitioners'
Association charted the plight of unaccompanied refugee children,
many of them Afghans, who arrive in Britain alone and traumatised
after unthinkable journeys. Thousands of boys as young as 13 are
being reassigned as adults by the immigration service, and so
disqualified from the education and foster care they need.
Discrimination is not
cooked up in the Big Brother kitchen. It seeps down from the top,
not in rivers of blood but in such meandering streams of cause and
effect that people barely notice how shamingly endemic it has
become. A quarter of white children live in poverty, compared with
74 per cent of Bangladeshis, 60 per cent of Pakistanis and 56 per
cent of black Africans. Stephen Byers, a former cabinet minister,
tells our political editor today that, in parts of the country, we
are 'sleepwalking towards the segregation of schools on racial
grounds'.
This shadowy
apartheid means that a child's future is dictated by race, not by
ability. Employers overlook or underpay non-whites, and black people
are five times as likely as white ones to be stopped and searched.
On Prison Reform Trust figures for 2002, more African Caribbean
entrants went to jail (11,500) than to university (8,000). Far from
highlighting these imbalances, the Big Brother row has diverted
attention from real scandals.
Tony Blair, who has
had difficulty untangling reality from illusion ever since he urged
that Deirdre Barlow of Coronation Street be freed from jail, said at
the height of the Big Brother furore that any perception that
Britain tolerated racism had to be 'regretted and countered'. So how
unfortunate that, just before Ofcom underlined that message, Blair's
industry minister used what education secretary Alan Johnson later
called 'the language of the BNP'.
The Jade Goody of the
government front benches appeared to be suggesting that newly
arrived migrants living in damp squalor with an asthmatic child
should be leapfrogged by the less needy indigenous family. This is a
loathsome argument, especially since migrants currently get only a
tiny percentage of social housing.
I am glad, though,
that Mrs Hodge spoke out. Although several of her colleagues
professed horror, she is unique only in venturing into nationality.
Other ministers have backed constituents who feel their loyalty to
the sitting MP is being tested by neighbours with anti-social ways
and hellish children. The most illiberal policies of Blair's tenure
have been built on intolerance of one sort or another.
It is easy to imagine
Jade, Jo and Danielle as wavering Hodge supporters, though there is
no evidence that any of them would ever vote BNP. However vile their
conduct, this was television, not the Old Kent Road. Where reality
shows serve any purpose, it is surely to spark neuralgia in a
complacent society.
If Big Brother got
out of hand, then the reaction has matched it. Besides, a sort of
weird justice has been done. Jade is no longer 'the 25th most
inferlential [sic] person in the world'. Shilpa has been to
Parliament and met the Queen. It would be more than a pity if
Channel 4 were now to be privatised by Gordon Brown and Big Brother
made into a talking shop for housemates with Lady Bracknell manners,
a tofu habit and a social conscience.
Such a result would
demonstrate the very intolerance that the programme's critics
deplore. It would also smash one small mirror on a country much more
divided than it ever notices. Evidence of racism and dishonesty can
never be justified or ignored. Nonetheless, the suspicion remains
that the Big Brother circus has become what Jade would call an
'escape goat' for much more dangerous failings.
mary.riddell@observer.co.uk